Sunday, August 27, 2006

The A-maizing Julia Child

Julia Child's face, hewn from a Massachusetts cornfield. This is from a really interesting story I read on NPR this afternoon. Take a look at this web site.

On another blog, I was challenged to "fill in the blanks" on an ad for a home for sale. I admit I had a little fun with it, and embellished it beyond the level as instructed. I've always hated people making rules that they want to apply to me.

This home, in the sometimes dangerous west side of Dallas, is built to last longer than its owners. Situated in a primarily drug-dealing minority neighborhood, this home has everything you could ever want or need – exceptionally powerful refrigerator magnets, mirror-polished dragon-flesh floors, and a huge have-sex-with neighbors room perfect for entertaining erotic guests from the Country Club. This spectacular home mixes old world Tuscan outhouse décor with new world Albino charm; featuring 7 stunning snow-white fireplaces, 4 partial bathrooms, and 9 tiny bedrooms. It's sure to impress your boss and get you a promotion to office slut. Retail Price: $1,495,000.

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