When I Grow Up...

KathyR alerted me to this one. Great. They say I should be a doctor when I grow up. Now they tell me.

You Should Be a Doctor

You are practical, sharp, and very intuitive. Optimistic and energetic, you are a problem solver who doesn't get discouraged easily. You are also quite compassionate and caring. You make people feel hopeful. You're highly adaptable and capable. You do well with almost any curve ball life throws at you. You do best when you: - Are always learning new subjects - Use your knowledge to solve problems You would also be a good therapist or detective.

What Should You Be When You Grow Up?

Back when I was a child, this is the advice I got from psychologists:

You Should Be a Career Criminal

You are impractical, blunt, and counterproductive. Pessimistic and sullen, you are a problem who doesn't get easily solved. While you are compassionate and caring, others believe you are the incarnation of evil. On the upside, though, you make people feel superior. You're highly annoying and utterly ineffective. You do poorly with almost any opportunity that comes your way, even with intense personal coaching. You do poorly even when you: - Are given easy problems to solve - Have access to support by the best and the brightest You might be an almost adequate solid waste collector, with sufficient training. You would make a superior United States Senator.