Leprechuans in Control of the Weather

It's Thursday night. Lots..I mean LOTS...of snow today. Miserable, slushy, wet, cold, and otherwise nasty describes our after-work experience today. What the hell is happening to the weather? I think drunk leprechauns have taken charge of meteorological controls. Dammit. I should have kept them in the box. Didn't I tell you? I have a box full of leprechauns. At least it used to be full. Dammit.