Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Microbusinesses

I have dozens of ideas for microbusinesses. I'm thinking of packaging the ideas and selling them. Do you know of any gullible enthusiastic people who might be motivated by someone else's ideas to get started in business, make money, and be perpetually well off from that point forward? If so, have them send me $15.95plus $3.75 shipping and handling and I'll send them some of my best microbusiness ideas. I'll even give you a commission if the buyers give me your name, address, telephone number, and date of birth during the purchase process.

Actually, I feel a little like I'm running a microbusiness. An unintentional microbusiness. If you like, you can actually buy my unintentional microbusiness. It comes complete with 10 desks, 10 telephone sets, a copier, and an office lease. First $999,000 takes it. Hurry. Offers are stacking up.

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