According to a highly scientific analysis of my responses to a exhaustively-researched psychometric instrument...
| I Am a Werewolf |
I'm unpredictable, moody, and downright freaky.
I seem sweet and harmless, until I snap. Then I'm a total monster.
Very few people can predict if I'm going to be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde.
But for me, all my transformations seem perfectly natural.
My greatest power: My ability to tap into nature
My greatest weakness: Lack of self control
I play well with: Vampires
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For Kathy: I'm the kind of guy who would have made the prank calls when I was younger. Today, I've changed my attitude. I would find and behead the caller. But that's to be expected when I snap. I'm a cranky, crotchety geezer with a mean streak, particularly after I've had a tumbler of tequila with a lamb's blood chaser.
3 comments:
John, you're a lime green kinda guy? Just wandered over here from your comment at Phil's place today, and since I see you're a Birdie fan as well, I am clearly going to have to find out more about you. Bookmarked you be!
Are you sure you wouldn't behead them just 'cause you're a Texan?
Just wondering.
Uh, and kidding!
Lamb's blood? Ewe.
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